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              THE MAN as seen & written by “The STUMP”

 I was recently disturbed by the presence of digging, chopping, chains, a chainsaw, and the most determined, hard headed man I have ever seen in all my days. He wants me to move so he can place a water garden right where I have spent my entire existence.

I have been on this earth (and under it) for a very long time. I used to support and give life to a very large tree. At some point the above ground portion of me was removed along with a part that resided underground as well. This did not affect me as you may think. I did not rot or decompose.

I was not going anywhere until this man came along. He dug away the earth that surrounded me. He chopped at my roots, which had remained tough as steel. He tried to use his shovel for a lever and yet I would not budge. He hooked me to a 4-wheel drive truck while telling his wife "I've got it now honey!" After several unsuccessful attempts, in which I refused to move an inch, this man gets out of his truck and starts saying words I have never before heard!

This went on day after day. As time went by, he repeatedly chopped, pried, and pulled on me. Those words he said, I was starting to get familiar with and understand their meaning. He tried his chainsaw although he knew that was not a wise thing to do. That didn't work either. His wife believed I was laughing at him. He was working so hard and accomplishing nothing. He would work, stop to rest and just sit and stare at me. How long could he keep this up? Occasionally his wife would come outside and offer some words of encouragement. She knew I would not win. She's seen him this way before. I could tell she knew I had met my match.

One afternoon the neighbor offered the use of his 4-wheel drive truck. Alive with enthusiasm, the man said "YES!" Looking down from an upstairs window, his wife watched as they hooked the two trucks together and gave it their best shot. The cable between the two trucks snapped and flew up in the air almost shooting into her automobile. I didn't move at all. She came down the stairs and out the door to remove her ride from harms way.

Eventually the two men put their heads together and came up with "plan B." Looking back, for man number one this was plan #42. They hooked the trucks to me separately this time. They also went after me from a different direction. I couldn't hang on any longer. A few minutes later victory was theirs!

That man with those words of disgust and a very stubborn streak had finally won. The neighbors cheered and high-fived. I wonder what they were thinking all those days he was out there fighting with me. I'm sure I gave them some good laughs as they peered out their windows to see what progress he had made that day.

I earned the respect of the man. I will now be cleaned and made more attractive. I will have a space near the water's edge with beautiful flowers all around me. I will bask in the sun, watch the fish swim about, and listen to the waterfall.

Looks like I win after all!

  

 

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